Who produces the world’s greatest WAGs - America, or Europe?

We invent them, and they kick us out. We give them language, and they bastardise (”bastardize”) it. We give them the Beatles, and they make us take Madonna. Meanwhile, us Europeans are forced to sit back and watch America use the democracy we blessed them with to elect a man who can barely dress himself.

Well enough is enough. It’s time to bring them down a peg or two, and what better way than via the medium of Waggery. Their national pastimes, which include rounders, netball and a girly version of rugby, attract some fine WAGs, but the supporting ladies in Europe are a cut above.

To settle it, The Spoiler and our American chums at On205th have decided to hold a battle royale to determine whether Europe or America have the best WAGs. It’s a bit like the Ryder Cup, but much sexier.

Each continent will enter 10 of their finest ladies to the tournament, and you can vote for your favourite here and at On205th each day.

If Europe wins, it has been agreed that America will revoke their independence and come back under Britain’s control. If they win, they get to continue taking the ‘U’ out of words like ‘neighbour’ and ‘colour’, and we have to keep Madonna.

Round One: Jessica Simpson/ Rosaria Cannavo

First up, it’s Texan beauty Jessica Simpson and Cristian Panucci’s outrageously hot missus Rosario Cannavo.

[Click the image to enlarge. See more of Jessica here and more of Rosaria here]