Here’s a scary fact: if you do any form of exercise for long enough, it starts to burn. Burn real deep. Even if you’re pumping iron with cotton wool buds, give it a few hours and you’ll have worked up a sweat.

Which goes some way to explaining why Abbey Clancy can no longer take the strain of a couple of perfectly light shopping bags (pictured). For years she’s been parading the streets of Liverpool with eight trendy designer bags up each arm, a couple hanging from her neck and a few attached to her earrings. But now, she may be nearing the crippling WAG-state known as “shopped out”.

Looks like someone needs a HOLIDAY.