Oddly-named model who once bowled over unpopular SA captain

South African captain Graeme Smith may not be the most-loved man in English cricket (KP once referred to him as an ‘absolute muppet’), but this has absolutely no effect on his ability to bring home the proverbial bacon in the WAG department. During the South Africa tour of India in 2004, the media couldn’t get enough of his relationship with Minki van der Westhuizen, who was the reigning Sexiest Woman in the World according to a popular gentleman’s periodical.

An antipodean cricket wife who can rock a cow-print bikini

Neil McKenzie - the man who smacked England all over the place for nine hours at Lords recently - has seen his cricket career hampered by awkward jibes of “where’s your sister,” mainly because she looks like this. Having a sibling voted the hottest woman in South Africa by a popular men’s magazine did prove beneficial, however, as he married her best pal, a Wonderbra model named Kerry McGregor.

Australia’s premier WAG is capable of bringing down the entire interweb

The entire continent of Australasia pretty much fell offline recently when the German edition of GQ published the photo above. The web-crashing nude in question is none other than Lara Bingle, Australia’s greatest contribution to Waggery and the current beau of Aussie cricketer Michael Clarke.