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The Honduran ‘gay kiss’ has opened the floodgates for on-pitch man-love
[Off The Post]

Buoyed by how Thomas Vermaelen has turned out, Wenger is in the market for another Belgian
[Caught Offside]

Jack Wilshere and Gael Clichy mobbed at a milkshake bar in Finchley
[Daily Mail]

Rangers’ DaMarcus Beasley creates in-no-way-tacky jewellery line range
[The Sun]

At least, when the inevitable failure comes, we’ll have some nice pictures to look at
[The Mirror]

Does Mark Clattenburg have the same hairdresser as Stephen Ireland?
[3pm Blog]

Emulate the Premier League’s favourite knee-sliding riot-starter
[Mousebreaker]