Peter Crouch’s status as football’s top cheesy groover is threatened

The Spoiler has always been a fan of Middlesbrough’s Dave Wheater. As well as being a solid defender, he seems fairly down-to-earth and has already pledged to stay with his hometown club if they are relegated this season. Just when it looked like he couldn’t go up any further in our estimations, we found this (rather blurry) video of him dancing to Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.
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Portsmouth striker supplements wages by dancing to Yazz

It looks like someone has been attending the Fernando Torres School of making rubbish internet viral adverts.

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The Blues fancied a date with the Roots Hall cheerleaders

Chelsea’s troubled home form showed no signs of improvement at the weekend when League One side Southend Utd earned a last gasp draw and a dream home replay. Imagine the dismay on Lampsie’s face when he realised he would have to play a game at Roots Hall, the home of the Bluebelles…

See more pictures of the classiest dance troupe in the whole of Essex after the jump…

As if you needed another reason to love Germans…

In the summer, Bayern Munich showed us the sexiest way to launch a new kit, but apparently the Germans have been combining their love of football uniforms and dance for years.

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Meanwhile, elsewhere on the internet…

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Bet on the other home nations

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Steamy Olympian lets her hair down

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Berbatov does a little off-roading

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American WAG, Jessica Simpson

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Drogba doesn’t want accolade, thanks

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More crazy dancing from this guy

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Best internet sports games ever

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