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Dimitar Berbatov’s ex Daniela Arnaut wants to “bed” Ronaldo (we love it when “bed” is used as a verb)
[The Sun]

Nightclub assault: Micah Richards is in trouble with the law
[Guardian]

Alex Curran doesn’t want young girls to get big fake boobs (like she did)
[MRWF]

Who is Manchester United’s secret UV ray sunbather?
[Off The Post]

Politics: Ibrahim Dagasan plants a Palestinian flag in the centre-circle
[101 Great Goals]

Shay Given makes some bitchy comments about Newcastle
[Football365]

Strict new rules in the Blue Square Premier
[Soccerlens]

Sorry Fergie, a whisky company won’t be sponsoring Manchester Utd
[Daily Mail]

Berbatov’s latest not-so-secret lady

Just a few shorts weeks ago, Dimitar Berbatov was putting away his country’s greatest asset, catwalk star Tedi Velinova. In today’s Sun, however, we are told that the Spurs striker has been having another secret affair, this time with Playboy model and ‘erotic dancer’ Daniela Arnaut. Meanwhile, the stroppy Bulgarian is keeping schtum over the whole debacle, but is no doubt facing heat from his ever-patient girlfriend Elena Shtilianov.

Jermain Defoe, there appears to be a new threat to your Premier League playa throne…