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Despite causing road closures and costing thousands in police time, Cristiano Ronaldo will face no charges for wrecking his Ferrari
[The Independent]

Steven Gerrard says he may retire in 2013
[Sky Sports]

Interestment’s top four football transfers
[Interestment]

Yes, it is possible for rugby to become even more homoerotic
[WithLeather]

Danielle Lloyd covers up her leg lacerations at last night’s Transformers premiere
[Dirty Tackle]

Real Madrid outcasts Arjen Robben and Ruud van Nistelrooy could find a home in the Premiership
[The Guardian]

Peter Crouch linked with Bundesliga champions VfL Wolfsburg
[Sky Sports (again)]

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Some Italian guy holds Chelsea’s brand new shirt
[Chelsea OS]

Sunderland and Wigan agree £3m compensation for Steve Bruce
[Daily Mail]

Cluj’s Andres de Souza pitches a tent
[Kickette]

David Beckham is finally heading back to Americaland
[The Telegraph]

Real Madrid have €250m to spend - that’s a lot of Cristiano Ronaldos
[Goal.com]

It seems to be raining shit on Danielle Lloyd right now - she’s just been burgled
[The Sun]

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Following a 2-0 victory, this Norwegian mascot found the perfect way to rub defeat into an opposing player’s face
[Off The Post]

Sergio Ramos transcends the rules of society that suggest people should wear shirts
[ONTD]

Danielle Lloyd almost loses her leg after getting legless
[The Sun]

Boring Bulgarian striker to be name dropped on Coronation St
[Pies]

The Newcastle exodus begins
[Tribal Football]

Captain Caveman-alike Carles Puyol puts pressure on Utd
[Daily Mail]

The Rome alcohol ban is going well
[Goal.com]

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Carlo Ancelotti shows his hidden talent
[101GG]

El Hadji Diouf wants to some across as even more of an arse, so he has bought a Gallas-esque chrome Mercedes
[Daily Mail]

Joey Barton must be pretty happy with how his life is turning out
[The Sun]

A Sydney FC player has been suspended over child sex allegations
[Off The Post]

Fergie dismisses the ‘Tevez could sign for free‘ theory
[The Telegraph]

Video: Someone needs some anger management
[Dirty Tackle]

The official World Cup 2010 song will be really good
[Pies]

Rafa is trying to find Jesus. Spanish attacking midfielder Jesus Fernandez, that is
[The Mirror]

WAG Danielle Lloyd makes her zillionth appearance in Nuts
[On205th]

Serial WAG receives comeuppance for destroying relationship

News of the World readers will have been shocked to the core to read that  Danielle Lloyd - the glamour model who is passed around the Premier League like currency - has been accused of stealing someone else’s footballer boyfriend.

Spurs star Jamie O’Hara was in a relationship with model Sade Metcalfe for four years, but was recently snared by Miss Lloyd’s “charms” (read: “big fake boobs”). Scorned WAG Sade only discovered the infidelity when she saw the pair at it on TV, and to make matters worse, the midfielder has taken back the £28,000 Mercedes he gave his former love.

Over the weekend, Sade made her feelings towards the perpetual footballer boffer very clear. According to The Sun, the pair confronted one another at Essex nightclub Funkmojoe, and Dani received an unwelcome punch to the face, leaving her with a cut lip:

A scuffle broke out with friends of Sade, 23, and Danielle claims one smashed her in the face

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Channel Bee (run by Spoiler fan Tim Lovejoy) brings us some shocking Danielle Lloyd news
[101GG]

Gerard Pique tries his hand at DJing
[Kickette]

Benitez wants six wins from six games
[Football365]

Man City are still after Werder Bremen’s Diego
[FansFC]

It’s Lampsie’s best ever season, says Lampsie
[Sky Sports]

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German national striker Mario Gomez appeared on a German Saturday night TV show, and was duly made to look like a chump by an amateur
[101GG]

Danielle Lloyd’s 2010calendar shoot
[News of the World]

Brazil claim Adriano is “going through a difficult time”
[Goal.com]

Want to own Keeley Hazell’s wellies? Us neither
[eBay]

Jeff Stelling makes a balls-up on Soccer Saturday
[Off The Post]

Tom Brady and Gisele have security issues
[Deadspin]

Rio Ferdinand is still expected to be out for the Champions League this year
[Football365]

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Henrik Larsson wants you to eat more muesli
[101GG]

German footballer lets us know which cars are the best to have sex in
[Dirty Tackle]

Andrei Arshavin wants Guus Hiddink to quit Chelsea
[Tribal Football]

Anna Kournikova plays ‘beer pong’ (drunk table tennis?) with Jimmy Fallon
[Warming Glow]

Rafa Benitez may help Valencia pay the bills by taking David Silva off their hands
[Daily Mail]

Danielle Lloyd swimming fun
[Nuts]

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