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This Autumn’s WAG trend - pregnancy
( Kickette )

A Liverpool fan tells it how it is
( Caught Offside )

Ahead of Question Time tonight, here is Danielle Lloyd
( Big Smudge )

Maradona apologises to the ladies
( Eurosport )

Interested in what Darren Bent’s dinner looked like

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Portsmouth’s Sulaiman Al Fahim is in hospital with a mystery illness
[Daily Mail]

100 pictures of Dutch überWAG Sylvie van der Vaart
[DJ Mick]

The ten greatest ‘almost goals’ of all time
[The Offside]

Mario Balotelli wants to hug you
[Dirty Tackle]

Michael Owen injury update
[The Mirror]

Danielle Lloyd’s fishy dream
[Kickette]

This non league side’s pitch doesn’t seem to conform to internationally-recognised standards
[Off The Post]

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The Argentina/ Brazil game seems like a big deal
[The Offside]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s new favourite possession
[Dirty Tackle]

Follow us on Twitter - we’ve finally figured out how to use it
[Twitter]

Arsene Wenger proves he could have been an Oasis frontman
[Pies]

Joey Barton to be charged for ’simulating a footballer’
[NewsArse]

How to spot an East German
[ONTD]

Danielle Lloyd provides some inane banter to fill the gaps between pictures of her in her underwear
[The Sun]

West Ham’s latest set of accounts aren’t happy reading
[The Guardian]

Gareth Bale’s £13m Italian swap deal
[Caught Offside]

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Can you spot the Premier League owner in this picture?
[Dirty Tackle]

Xabi Alonso finally gets on with it and submits a transfer request
[Guardian]

Chelsea haven’t given up on Franck Ribery
[The Telegraph]

500 Peruvian footballers resign from the national team - we had no idea they had such a big squad
[The Offside]

Robert Huth to Fulham?
[Goal.com]

WAG Danielle Lloyd is not unattractive at the beach
[NewsToob]

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OMG! Sepp Blatter Failz! LOL! ROFL! Etc!
[Dirty Tackle]

Messi wants Fabregas and Mascherano to join him at Barcelona
[Sky Sports]

Follow us on Twitter like all the other cool kids
[Twitter]

Top ten disgraceful football mullets
[Pies]

FC Lorient compete with Everton for ‘ugliest new kit for 2009/10′ award
[The Offside]

Some pretty convincing evidence that Jermaine Pennant is planning a move to Spain
[Off The Post]

Tottenham WAG Danielle Lloyd’s latest photoshoot (NSFW)
[The Sun]

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Despite causing road closures and costing thousands in police time, Cristiano Ronaldo will face no charges for wrecking his Ferrari
[The Independent]

Steven Gerrard says he may retire in 2013
[Sky Sports]

Interestment’s top four football transfers
[Interestment]

Yes, it is possible for rugby to become even more homoerotic
[WithLeather]

Danielle Lloyd covers up her leg lacerations at last night’s Transformers premiere
[Dirty Tackle]

Real Madrid outcasts Arjen Robben and Ruud van Nistelrooy could find a home in the Premiership
[The Guardian]

Peter Crouch linked with Bundesliga champions VfL Wolfsburg
[Sky Sports (again)]

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Some Italian guy holds Chelsea’s brand new shirt
[Chelsea OS]

Sunderland and Wigan agree £3m compensation for Steve Bruce
[Daily Mail]

Cluj’s Andres de Souza pitches a tent
[Kickette]

David Beckham is finally heading back to Americaland
[The Telegraph]

Real Madrid have €250m to spend - that’s a lot of Cristiano Ronaldos
[Goal.com]

It seems to be raining shit on Danielle Lloyd right now - she’s just been burgled
[The Sun]

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Following a 2-0 victory, this Norwegian mascot found the perfect way to rub defeat into an opposing player’s face
[Off The Post]

Sergio Ramos transcends the rules of society that suggest people should wear shirts
[ONTD]

Danielle Lloyd almost loses her leg after getting legless
[The Sun]

Boring Bulgarian striker to be name dropped on Coronation St
[Pies]

The Newcastle exodus begins
[Tribal Football]

Captain Caveman-alike Carles Puyol puts pressure on Utd
[Daily Mail]

The Rome alcohol ban is going well
[Goal.com]

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