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Spurs talisman may call time on his career, for his own good…

It was all smiles around White Hart Lane this Saturday, as Heurelho Gomes‘ heroics and a wanky penner from derided ex-Spur Darren Bent propelled Tottenham to 4th spot, after a 2-0 victory against Sunderland. However, not everything went to plan for Harry Redknapp’s men - vice-captain Ledley King was subbed, through injury, 10 mins after the restart.
So far this season King has only played a full 90 minutes five times in eight league games, despite his infamous ultra-low intensity training sessions. Contract up for renewal in the summer, the Spurs backroom have a genuine dilemma on their hands as to whether the defender should stay on - and the cons are stacked against him.

Tags: Chelsea, Darren Bent, England, Fabio Capello, Harry Redknapp, Heurelho Gomes, Ledley King, Sunderland, Tottenham Hotspur
Posted: November 9th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene
I think we can safely say this is a step too far

Wow.
Tags: Darren Bent, Sunderland, Twitter
Posted: November 2nd, 2009 by Richard Gilzene
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Above is a revealing snapshot into the life of a top footballer. Having mentioned the magnificent breakfast cereal Weetabix via his Twitter account, the good people at said product sent Darren Bent an entire box full. Because on 65k a week, it’s not as if he could afford his own. At this point, we’d like to add that thespoiler loves all breakfast cereals, indeed all foods, in fact all products ever made.
Meanwhile, no such luxury for James Collins, who spent last night watching ITV2 with his wife. Just after the conclusion of ‘Peter Andre: The Next Chapter’, Collins tweeted:
thinks Peter Andre is a top geeza!!
But the next programme was not to this televisual conniosseur’s liking. And who can blame him? At 10pm last night, ITV united two oxygen thieves in the same slot, by showing ‘Fearne and Peaches Geldof.’ Sadly, thespoiler was too busy chewing it’s own arm off to watch, but the promo we received promised, ‘Fearne gains exclusive access to the controversial Peaches Geldof - presenter, journalist, designer, party girl and daughter of Bob Geldof. In this extraordinary and revealing encounter, Fearne follows Peaches to discover the truth behind the headlines.’
Collins’ verdict was more succint:
Peaches Geldofa……….what a c*nt!!
Tags: Aston Villa, Darren Bent, James Collins, Sunderland, Twitter
Posted: October 30th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak
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This Autumn’s WAG trend - pregnancy
( Kickette )
A Liverpool fan tells it how it is
( Caught Offside )
Ahead of Question Time tonight, here is Danielle Lloyd
( Big Smudge )
Maradona apologises to the ladies
( Eurosport )
Interested in what Darren Bent’s dinner looked like
Tags: Danielle Lloyd, Darren Bent, Liverpool, Maradona, Twitter, WAGs
Posted: October 22nd, 2009 by Eliot Pollak
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Morning peeps I might go to the beach today lol ha ha
Tags: Darren Bent, Liverpool, Sunderland, Twitter
Posted: October 19th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak
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We here at thespoiler are committed to bringing you the big breaking Twitter stories. First off, in quite a maudlin post at 8pm last night, Darren Bent admires the England strip from afar:
That all white kit looks so nice
Well if your manager keeps passing over two-goal rival strikers for his MOTM decision, maybe you’ll get back in there DB.
Daniel Gabbidon however, has more pressing things on his mind. As a Welshman, he is more concerned with the England left back’s wife than the England left back. Responding to the stunning news that Cheryl will mime her performance on the weekend’s X Factor (<sigh>), the Gabb issues his response:
Cheryl Cole did anyone really think she was going to humiliate herself by singing live its not in her locker! x
Finally, to our old pal here at thespoiler, Stan Collymore. Watching the Argentina game late last night, Colly tweeted:
It’s funny,when I look at Maradona I can’t think of the cheating,the drugs etc,I just think of the pure footballing genius of the man.weird!
Is Stan the Man trying to subliminally whitewash his own reputation. A magnificent footballer, scorer of some wonderful goals, but how many people will remember him for the ‘other stuff’?
Tags: Cheryl Cole, Darren Bent, England, Maradona, Stan Collymore, Twitter
Posted: October 15th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak
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The question that keeps us all awake at night
We’ll start with Benty (DBTheTruth). Well yesterday afternoon he informed us that, “Some one just got absolutly worked on fifa,” thus introducing a tremendous new adjectival passive verb into the English vernacular.
Yes, yes I hear you cry. But what will Darren be up to later on today? Well he won’t be training with the England squad. However, just an hour ago, Darren tweeted, “After training fifa and cod all day on the XBOX people” (for the uninitiated COD refers to Call of Duty, a highly popular video game.) But in case you’re thinking that doesn’t sound much like a full afternoon’s cultural experience, Darren adds seconds later, “How could I forget and watching heroes in between too.”
Not such lazy times for Ryan Babel (RyanBabel19) however. He is travelling with the Dutch international squad (no, really, he is) and has been the victim of a serious crime. Cryptically, Babel tweeted late last night, “Just got out the plane and guess what : They STOLE stuff out my Bag in Holland…” Poor Liverpool players. Their houses are perennially robbed at home, and even on their travels, there is no safe haven.
Tags: Darren Bent, Liverpool, Ryan Babel, Twitter
Posted: October 13th, 2009 by Eliot Pollak
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The Guardian Gallery takes a look at Fergie’s space-time continuum
Fergie’s managerial greatness questioned
[DJ Mick]
Portsmouth are unpaid and lovin’ it
[Dirty Tackle]
Are the aforementioned Portsmouth chasing after Rafa Benitez?
[Caught Offside]
David Beckham’s beard inspires a lazy beard compilation that we wish we had thought of first
[Daily Mail]
Hull hope to benefit from the Bullard bounce
[Betfair Football]
Gianfranco Zola could be tempted to Napoli
[The Telegraph]
Darren Bent reveals concern for the ozone and a love of Katy Perry
[ChannelBee]
Tags: , Alex Ferguson, Darren Bent, David Beckham, gianfranco zola, Hull, Jimmy Bullard, Napoli, Portsmouth, Rafa Benitez, West Ham
Posted: October 7th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey