Make no mistake, The Spoiler has had the odd run in with the hygiene police. There was once a whole year with the same vest top, but that’s a long, disturbing, unprintable story. Jamelia, pop singer and WAG to Darren Byfield (now of Doncaster), however, has little excuse for wearing the same glistening blouse for two days in a row. The lady is minted. That’s right, woman, we’re talking to you, and yes, The Spoiler is maintaining a very beady eye on all the goings-on at London Fancy Dress Week. Be on your guard, WAGs. This will never do.
Elsewhere, Joe Cole’s sprightly young lover, smiling Carly Zucker, has been showing the people of Stepford how to correctly exercise both inside and outside a gymnasium. Witness the proof after the leap…
Don’t play it all cool - you spent the summer of 2003 dancing around your room to Superstar by Jamelia. Everyone did. Probably even Roy Keane, and he’s a tough guy. Not that there is any link between the two - oh no, she’s more of a lower leagues girl. The lucky gent using her long legs as giant hot water bottles is Darren Byfield. That’s right, the star striker who’s played for Gillingham, Millwall, Sunderland, Villa, Walsall, and, most recently, Bristol City.
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