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David Silva is warming to a £30m offer from Manchester Utd
[Caught Offside]

A German team has a bus crash and Franck Ribery isn’t responsible!
[Dirty Tackle]

We didn’t know Dave Lister played in the MLS?
[Kickette]

WAG Keeley Hazell is fun, semi-naked
[On205th]

England organise a friendly with Japan
[Daily Mail]

What will Peter Kenyon do next?
[The Mirror]

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Will Fergie pay £25m for David Silva in January?
[The Guardian]

Fernando Torres reveals how he learned English in his new book
[Dirty Tackle]

Eau de Wet Dog: Carlos Tevez’s new scent
[Studs Up]

WAG Nicola McLean isn’t looking so good
[Kickette]

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Barcelona admit they were priced out of the market for Cesc Fabregas and Javier Macherano
[The Mirror]

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Revealed: England’s £20m South Africa 2010 HQ
[Daily Mail]

Teddy Sheringham refuses to retire
[Dirty Tackle]

Jamie Carragher predicts a new top four - presumably, he still thinks Liverpool will be in it though
[The Mirror]

Carlos Tevez could miss the Manchester derby through injury
[The Telegraph]

Mr Beckham’s reaction to the Croatia game
[David Beckham]

Mrs Beckham’s latest Elle photoshoot
[MRWF]

Milan target David Silva
[Goal.com]

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David Silva also decides to change his first name

This delightfully erroneous captioning comes courtesy of The Sun.

Thanks to Kev for the tip.

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Gennaro Gattuso’s reign of friendly-based terror continues
[Dirty Tackle]

Portsmouth close in on talented Croatian Nikola Kalinic
[IM Scouting]

Are Manchester Utd about to approach Liverpool target David Silva?
[Caught Offside]

Fergie says Rafa’s gesture at Sam Allardyce was ‘bollocks’
[Football365]

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Real Madrid are going to have to spend their millions elsewhere

Valencia have had a change of heart and told Real Madrid that they won’t be selling David Villa, according to reports in Spain.

Marca claim that Valencia president Manuel Llorente met with the Spain striker’s agent Jose Luis Tamargo this morning to tell him that Villa would be staying at the Mestalla and a statement is expected later today confirming this.

If the reports are accurate it could have massive implications on the transfer market. Cash-strapped Valencia may be forced to sell Liverpool target David Silva instead while Real Madrid will have to shop elsewhere for a striker.

UPDATE: Setanta are carrying quotes from Tamargo confirming the “very sad” news that Villa is no longer on the market.

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[BBC]

Stoke chase Richard Dunne
[Goal.com]

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[Pies]

Has Liverpool target David Silva slipped through their fingers?
[Daily Mail]

“Kaka has already signed for Real,” says Zinedine Zidane.
[Sky Sports]

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[The Sun]

Likely President Florentino Perez sets sights on Gunners gaffer

The morning after Arsene Wenger claimed to have suffered “the most disappointing night of [his] career”, the Spanish press have gone into full speculation mode.

Marca claim likely Real Madrid president Florentino Perez will swoop for the brainy Frenchman to “lead a project based on stars and academy players”. The daily sport paper also purport that Wenger will be the key to the signing of “his footballing son,” known to the rest of the world as Cesc Fabregas.

It is fair to assume that the Arsenal captain would stay loyal to his coach, but we’re not convinced that Wenger’s work in North London is done just yet.

Elsewhere in the Madrid-based press, AS editor Alfredo Relaño