Transfer Talk

Sweet Baby Joseph, it is HOT outside. It’s all ice lollies, hand held electronic fans and bikinis in this office. But don’t be fooled, we’re not just keeping ourselves cool, there’s also work to be done. Today’s transfers read like this:
Peter Crouch to Portsmouth
So long are Crouch’s spindly spiders legs that he’s somehow managed to score thirteen goals this season - all from his seat in the dugout. Just imagine how he’d get on if he was actually playing. Word is, Portsmouth have been doing exactly that.
Michael Kightley to West Ham
Despite the fact that Alan Curbishley headed straight into hiding after getting humiliated by Man United, the gossips at the Mirror have been heard going on and on about how he wants the Wolves winger, and by Jimmy he’s going to get him.

Tags: AC Milan, Aliaksandr Hleb, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bobby Zamora, Defoe, football transfers, Inter Milan, John Arne Riise, Liverpool FC, man united, Michael Kightley, Middlesbrough, Peter Crouch, Portsmouth, transfer talk, West Ham
Posted: May 6th, 2008 by Josh Burt
WAG Watch
Buying a house with Jermain Defoe is a quick route to single life

She only stole him away from another WAG at the beginning of December, but Danielle Lloyd is already looking for a house to share with Jermain Defoe. Sorry, let me rephrase that: Danielle Lloyd is looking for a house to buy with Jermain Defoe’s money.
A ‘pal’ has revealed to Now Magazine that ‘they’re looking around the £2m mark. She fancies a little Shakespearian-style cottage with full-on beams, the whole shebang.’
While this sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing to do after

Tags: Charlotte Meares, Danielle Lloyd, Defoe, Jermain Defoe, Miss England, Now Magazine, WAG
Posted: January 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Greed
Grasping model breaks a fat chunk off another dumbcluck’s fortune

Tottenham fans will be delighted to hear that after a season of disappointment there is some good news at last: third-choice striker Jermain Defoe has bought a £20,000 watch for girlfriend Danielle Lloyd. Apart from the childish pleasure the supporters doubtless derive from watching their money make its mazy way through the Spurs digestive system and out onto a model’s wrist, additional delight comes in the form of the happiness the timepiece has brought the couple.
“Dani’s under no illusion that she means the world to Jemain,” said a “pal”, possibly from a mental hospital, to the

Tags: Danielle Lloyd, Defoe, Jermain Defoe, Miss England, News of the World, Tottenham
Posted: January 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Danielle Lloyd
Getting married AND releasing a DVD about fitness? Wow

While the rest of us gorged on cooked meat and strong European lager over the festive season, one of the nation’s many racist glamour models was keeping herself very busy indeed.
Danielle Lloyd - her who has gone almost a full year without telling Shilpa Shetty to “fuck off home” - was spotted

Tags: Danielle Lloyd, Defoe, DVD, Embassy, Keep Fit Look Fit, Miss England, Movida, Shilpa Shetty
Posted: January 2nd, 2008 by Kieran Delaney