Centre back posseses hilarious delusions of grandeur

In life, there are only three certainties: death, taxes and the Tottenham fans’ unfaltering belief that next season will “be their season.”

Club captain Ledley King has started building false hope at the club, by claiming Spurs can challenge the Big Four next season. He has told The Daily Mail a fifth place finish is within their capabilities:

‘With the players we have, I don’t see why we can’t do that. We haven’t lost to Manchester United, Liverpool or Chelsea in the League this season.

‘That proves we can compete and perform, it is just the consistency. If we can get consistency, win games and pick up points away from home on a regular basis, we can be a top side.’

Can Tottenham seriously bounce back from a season of flirting with relegation to challenge the Big Four next term? Frankly, we think there’s more chance of Carlos Tevez winning a beauty contest, but let us know what you think below….