Man Utd star finds out his face is quite far away from his feet

After discovering that spending weeks in California hard at it with models did nothing to solve the mystery of his damaged ankle, Cristiano Ronaldo is now back in Lisbon, and has really started to scrape the barrel for explanations.

According to Spanish rag Marca, the tricky winger and his agent Jorge Mendes visited a ‘prestigious’ Portuguese dentist to discover whether his ankle problems were caused by a badly placed dental plate. Apparently, this isn’t as stupid as it sounds, as many physical ailments stem from buccal problems.

Ronny’s dental trip was inconclusive, but private dentists all around the world will no doubt be rubbing their hands together thinking of all the folks with too much money and minor foot pangs who will be paying them a visit after hearing this news…