The sexiest non league supporting lady you’re ever likely to see

Playboy bunny and Page 3 girl Gemma Hiles used to boast of being squired around her native Lancashire by Daniel Alston, the luckiest member of Preston Wanderers (who are currently playing in the lowly Preston and District Football League Premier Division). The handsome blonde now lives in foggy London town, where she enjoys attending nightclubs wearing next to nothing, and performing with two other pneumatic ladies in a troupe called the Diamondettes (I say “troupe” rather than “band”, as they don’t appear to indulge in any kind of musical activity).

Her MySpace relationship status suggests her relationship with Mr Alston has extinguished, but it is surely only a matter of time before Jermain Defoe works his magic…