He was bullied!

In the past year, Lassana Diarra has left both Chelsea and Arsenal looking for first team football, but this is a convenient excuse to cover a painful and embarrassing problem: he is a victim of bullying.

Just look at him being hounded by team mates (and the interviewer!) in the video above - he can hardly wait to run home and cry into his pillow.

I’m currently working on getting the elusive footage Drogba wedgies the young Frenchman, Geremi steals his lunch money and Makelele tickles him until he wets himself in front of the entire squad.

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