Inter gaffer loses ’special’ tag, but retains arrogance self belief
When Jose Mourinho was escorted away from Stamford Bridge last year, many Chelsea players were distraught. Drogba spent a week burning photographs while eating from a giant tub of Häagen-Dazs, while Princess Frank wept into his pillow while listening to ‘Hey There Delilah’ on repeat (it was their song). Now the Portuguese is back in the game, however, it looks like the band could be reuniting in Italy:
“I think it is normal that almost all of [the Chelsea squad] will want to work with me in the future,” said Mourinho.
But Mourinho said any transfer dealings between the
Which star striker will help keep their manager in a job?
Liverpool’s last five games have averaged 3.6 goals, while Chelsea’s home games this season have seen an average 2.61 goals a game. With any luck, this means that Liverpool will break their Stamford Bridge goal drought and we will see a high scoring match.
If it is to be a striker’s game, who will come out on top - Didier or Fernando? Votes and comments below, please.
Chelsea star finds unique way to reinvest wages in his club
As the protagonist of Brewster’s Millions discovered, spending a large amount of money is tougher than it seems. Fortunately, Didier Drogba has discovered a novel way of bleeding his £70k weekly wage out of his bank account - he has become the Chelsea club shop’s best customer and frequently buys scores of his own shirts. The Daily Mail sez:
“One Chelsea insider claimed Drogba visits the club shop up to 10 times a week and on one occasion walked out of the store with 40 shirts each costing about £45 a pop - or £1,800 at one fell swoop.”
The Ivory Coast man hasn’t gone insane with vanity - it’s the giant chip on his shoulder that is forcing him to snap up the replicas. Apparently, his shirt is being outsold by those adorned with the Lampard and Terry squad numbers, and he is merely trying to prove his status as the most popular player.
Although he may never reach the same place in the hearts of
