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Kenyon in bad maths shocker


Man needs calculator…

Peter Kenyon

Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.

“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do write money off over the term of a contract.”

It’s an interesting point. But, unfortunately, even without one of his important accountancy lessons, we can’t help but sense some slightly bad business in the sum below:

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Posted: August 28th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Why Tottenham probably shouldn’t buy Diego Forlan


Uruguayan striker guilty of worst miss of all time

Yeah, he probably should have put that away.

[Juande Ramos interested in Diego Forlan]

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Posted: August 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Tottenham eye up another striker from La Liga


Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Diego Forlan

Yesterday, David Villa was supposed to be ushered into White Hart Lane for a cool £32 million, but today all the talk is about Dean Ashton and how they won’t pay West Ham’s £18 million asking price (quite right, too). Fear not though, Spurs fans, Juande Ramos has now decided Atletico Madrid’s Diego Forlan is the right man for the job, according to the journos fishing for a story experts at The Mirror

Louis Saha to West Ham
The Irons are another side actively trying to bring in another striker, but the Daily Mail reports that they want to wait until the Frenchman’s knee injury clears up before making an offer. Perhaps they don’t want any outside help in their bid to retain the Physio Room Injury League title.

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Saha may prefer the ex-United haven at Sunderland, while

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Posted: August 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey