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Dinamo Bucharest’s plane runs into some bird trouble
[The Offside]

‘Arry admits interest in David Beckham
[Evening Standard]

Antonio Banderas predicts good things for Barcelona
[Dirty Tackle]

Elen Rives and Abbey Clancy at an Awards Show (is it us, or has Elen become much hotter since Lampsie dumped her?)
[Kickette]

RVP’s injury woes continue
[Football365]

Carlo Ancelotti says yes to Chelsea
[Daily Star]