The crash barriers, they do nothing!

Cruising along at 40mph, Luxembourg’s Frank Schleck was on his way to winning the fifth stage of the Tour of Switzerland when he decided to take a little detour over a ravine.

Amazingly, he survived, got back on the bike and finished just three minutes behind eventual winner Markus Fothen. You know what else is amazing? A monkey riding a dog…

Best video ever? Yes, best video ever.

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Man’s best friend gets a smack upside the head

Sunday night sees the 42nd annual Superbowl, where NFC champions the New York Giants take on AFC champions the New England Patriots. 63,000 eager fans will gather at the University of Phoenix Stadium to see if the Patriots can achieve the first undefeated season since the Miami Dolphins’ run in 1972, but one Arizona man won’t be joining them.

The unlucky chap is the owner of Buddy, a