Remember who told you!

Yay! Wimbledon starts next week, signaling two weeks of John Inverdale having to rinse sweat from his brow in between Sharapova games, and Sue Barker muttering inappropriate comments to Andy Roddick when the mics are off. And they won’t be the only two bringing the commentary team out in hives either - another one to look out for in week one is Slovakia’s very own 30th seed, Dominika Cibulkova.

And not a Mauresmo in sight

Wow, isn’t tennis great? There’s Federer, Nadal, some other guys. It’s just brilliant. Plus, every year, Wimbledon introduces the planet to a new Chris Evert, or Anna Kournikova, or Maria Sharapova. But which of the saucy little lovelies will have Des Lynam cleaning sweat from his moustache in between games this year? Here’s The Spoiler’s top five to look out for - a mixture of old and new.