Yesterday, Today

Jamelia Superstar Picture

Make no mistake, The Spoiler has had the odd run in with the hygiene police. There was once a whole year with the same vest top, but that’s a long, disturbing, unprintable story. Jamelia, pop singer and WAG to Darren Byfield (now of Doncaster), however, has little excuse for wearing the same glistening blouse for two days in a row. The lady is minted. That’s right, woman, we’re talking to you, and yes, The Spoiler is maintaining a very beady eye on all the goings-on at London Fancy Dress Week. Be on your guard, WAGs. This will never do.

Elsewhere, Joe Cole’s sprightly young lover, smiling Carly Zucker, has been showing the people of Stepford how to correctly exercise both inside and outside a gymnasium. Witness the proof after the leap…

The latest Hollyoaks beauty to find happiness with a ‘baller

Contrary to popular belief, Emma Rigby does not wait at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door. That was Eleanor. She does, however, showcase her acting skills alongside Tuesday’s WOTD Jennifer Metcalfe on Hollyoaks.

The pictures above were snapped while she was on holiday in Dubai with boyfriend Matt Mills, the Manchester City defender who is currently serving time at Doncaster Rovers.