Unfortunately the days are gone when binge drinking was considered suave and sexually exciting, thanks mainly to all the young people vomiting and getting pregnant around the country (thanks a lot, kids). Hence, the discerning gent knows to do his heavy drinking behind closed doors. But what tipple should one drink with a Ford Super Sunday? That’s the big question. Here’s The Spoiler’s top ten:

10. Merlot
Only a man with a death wish would order a glass of red wine at any local UK pub, but with the sneering mobs contained, and the big screen now at home, the gentle buzz of something fruity can be just the ticket. This one isn’t advised for the hoof and shoot games, more the liquidy brilliance of an Arsenal, or, dare we say it, a Man City.

9. Corona
Back in the 1980s the yuppies could be found slurping these in neon wine lodges thanks to Margaret bloody Thatcher (working class rant etc..). But now it’s the youngsters that love it, thanks to the inclusion of tasty limes in the top. Hence the fledgling professional’s Sunday tipple of choice.