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Arsenal’s end of year DVD to feature a director’s cut
[The Gaffer]

Former WAG of the Day Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace lets Mike Tyson nibble her ear at Chinawhite
[WithLeather]

The All-Snubbed Euro 2008 XI
[The Offside]

Max Mosley performs a great escape
[Grid Crasher]

chickendinner’s Euro 2008 Team of the Day: Spain
[chickendinner]

Totally random: COED’s sexiest rockstar spawn - who knew Steven Tyler had three daughters (who are only 33 per cent overweight)
[COED]

Last weekend, I re-watched Grand Theft Parsons, the very enjoyable film based on the events following country rock legend Gram Parsons’ death, which lead to his body being kidnapped. The lead role is played by Jackass star Johnny Knoxville, but who is the hippie next to him? Could it be Spurs centre-back Jonathan Woodgate?

Getting married AND releasing a DVD about fitness? Wow

While the rest of us gorged on cooked meat and strong European lager over the festive season, one of the nation’s many racist glamour models was keeping herself very busy indeed.

Danielle Lloyd - her who has gone almost a full year without telling Shilpa Shetty to “fuck off home” - was spotted