Topless model fails to cash in on Premiership star

BAD NETIQUETTE UPDATE: Well look who stole completely coincidentally discovered our story just a few hours after we posted.

With infidelities on CCTV cameras, proposals in graveyards and affairs with Hollyoaks stars, the relationship between Portsmouth’s Jermaine Pennant and Page Three girl Amii Grove had all the hallmarks of a classic love story.

The fairytale romance, however, reached its conclusion for the third and final time on New Years Eve. Subsequently, Amii decided to profit from her pain by putting her £38k engagement ring on eBay.

Unfortunately, things haven’t turned out as planned.

The Spoiler checked back on the eBay listing to see how much was paid for the unlucky ring, and found that it had reached the princely sum of £20,502 from 13 bids. The winner’s ID was kept private, but a look at her feedback profile reveals

Scorned beauty cashes in on relationship with Jermaine Pennant

For the past few years, the romance between Page Three girl Amii Grove and Jermaine Pennant has been a little ‘tumultuous’. The blonde beauty dumped the ‘Kop Love rat’ in 2007 after she caught him doing it with another lady on his own CCTV security system, but took him back late last year when he proposed to her in a graveyard.

The engagement, however, ended recently and Pennant has fled back to his former love, Hollyoaks star Jennifer Metcalfe. In order to cast aside the painful memories, she has decided to sell her £38k diamond engagement ring on eBay.

The 2.05 carat ring, which has received bids of £20,502 at the time of writing, appears to have been posted by Amii on her personal eBay account. Unfortunately,

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Fergie and Whelan already have a solid relationship - the United gaffer was the guest of honour when the JJB opened in 1999, and according to various made up sources, the chairman sometimes lets the red-faced Scotsman tickle his belly like a cat.

Now, the Wigan supporters are doing their bit to bring Alex Ferguson his tenth title. According to The Guardian, Manchester Utd’s 4,928 allocation sold out last month, but Wigan expect as many as 20,000 extra Red Devils to be locked

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Who’d have thought that a fifteen minute recording of the world’s most lusted after Hollywood starlet gently felating the most famous President of the United States (possibly) would be of absolutely any interest to anyone?

Inevitable comedy garment goes on sale

Apparently, Liverpool fans are a tad unhappy with their American owners at the moment (I know, I had no idea either!) and now they have the opportunity to show their distaste via the medium of the t-shirt slogan. Pick up your slice of the famous Kop humour on eBay, and then spend the rest of the afternoon thinking of a ‘Hicks’ pun. I had a go, but my ideas would probably have me driven out of most southern US states with a pitchfork.

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UPDATE: eBay have now removed all Munich memorabilia scarves from their listings.

The powers that be at Manchester United were delighted to see both sets of fans pay their respects for those who died in the Munich Air Disaster on Sunday, but they didn’t count on the enterprising nature of their fans after the game.

A plastic package containing a striped scarf could be found on each of Old Trafford’s 76,000 seats (including 3,000 for the away supporters) which were meant to be displayed during the minute’s silence. But why take the scarf out of its packaging and ruin its integrity as a ‘pristine’ item on eBay?