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The fifteen ugliest footballers in the world
[Uncoached]

Blackburn and Hull are tussling for Real Madrid’s Alvaro Negredo
[Daily Mail]

How Liverpool’s 2010/11 kit may look
[Caught Offside]

Sebastian Veron proves that not all footballers are all about the Benjamins by taking a 40 per cent pay cut
[The Offside]

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[Twitter]

Chelsea, Villa and Newcastle chase Norwegian winger Erik Huseklepp
[IM Scouting]

West Ham are after Luca Toni and Eidur Gudjohnsen
[The Guardian]

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Nilmar to Manchester Utd
The Daily Mirror believe Alex Ferguson is weighing up the merits of a £20m for the Brazilian striker, currently playing at Internacional. He flopped at Lyon a few years ago but has shown great form for his current side, and also in the highly prestigious Confederations Cup tournament.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: At 24, he meets the new Old Trafford age criteria, but Jorge Mendes is said to be brokering the deal. Will Utd want to deal with the man who helped Ronaldo escape to Spain?

Eidur Gudjohnsen back to the Premier League
A number of news agencies are claiming the Icelandic forward will return to English football, with Fulham, West Ham, Aston Villa and Everton said to be in the running.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: He has been told