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Joost Volmer from the Erdivisie shows Emmanuel Adebayor how to throw an elbow (3.30 in the video)
[The Offside]

Only Ronaldo could get away with a grin this cheesy
[Republik of Mancunia]

Yet more rioting in the Greek Super League
[101 Great Goals]

NFL referees are dealing with dissent in their own unique way
[Deadspin]

A Manchester Utd fan’s perspective on the Evra/ Chelsea groundsman thingy
[Soccerlens]

Very important Cheryl Cole and Gemma Atkinson news
[Kickette]

Leo Messi starts talking trash
[Dirty Tackle]

WAG Imogen Thomas celebrates Christmas without clothes (NSFW)
[On205th]

Make some money on music, cool cats

If you’re the kind of guy who can just get up in the morning, slip into some red skinny jeans, and spend thirty minutes making sure that it looks like you haven’t even checked your hair today, then you’re probably already totally over this year’s Mercury Prize. I mean, honestly, who even listens to The Last Shadow Puppets any more, right?

For the rest of us, our pals at Chickendinner have kindly explained who everyone is, and who might win.

Watch a huge Hungarian cry like a baby

Weightlifter Janos Baranyai was attempting to ’snatch’ (hehe) a 148kg barbell - like he has done a million times in training - when his elbow decided to call it a day. The most shocking thing about the video, however, is the speed at which the young children step in to shield us from his writhing body - who knew the Chinese censored stuff?