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Insert your own smutty innuendo-laden intro about this pic of Lamps’ ex surrounded by cats
( Kickette )

Notts County fail to sell Meadow Lane to Roberto Mancini
( Eurosport )

Ten great Serie A disasters
( The Offside )

John Terry in the running to be FIFA World Player of the Year. No, really
( Pies )

Frank Lampard’s ex makes her TV reporting debut for GMTV

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John Barnes, Pat Cash and Austin Powers Healey want you to buy Mars bars

This is the kind of skateboarding we want to see
[WithLeather]

Spot the difference: Steven Gerrard’s kiss v Ryan Giggs’ kiss
[Pies]

Liverpool target Queen lovin’ defender David Wheater
[Caught Offside]

Chelsea have reportedly sealed the long anticipated Yuri Zhirkov deal
[Daily Mail]

Frank Lampard’s pouty ex Elen Rives is about to become 14 million Euros heavier
[Kickette]

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Hottest Ajax fan ever? Yes, hottest Ajax fan ever

Dinamo Bucharest’s plane runs into some bird trouble
[The Offside]

‘Arry admits interest in David Beckham
[Evening Standard]

Antonio Banderas predicts good things for Barcelona
[Dirty Tackle]

Elen Rives and Abbey Clancy at an Awards Show (is it us, or has Elen become much hotter since Lampsie dumped her?)
[Kickette]

RVP’s injury woes continue
[Football365]

Carlo Ancelotti says yes to Chelsea
[Daily Star]

Frank Lampard quickly recovers from split with fiance

Frank Lampard ended his eight year relationship with fiancee Elen Rives a few weeks ago, and appears to have jumped staright back into the game. The Chelsea star has been spotted out and about in foggy London town with 23-year-old Saskia Boxford, a society girl and millionaire’s daughter who works for a fashion house. She’s dead posh, and probably uses the word “summer” as a verb.

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Wayne Rooney gets merked, Rio Ferdinand acts in a manner befitting a film producer, online publisher and Observer Sport Monthly editor
[101GG]

Avram Grant really wants the Portsmouth job
[The Daily Mail]

Another reason why Facebook and football don’t mix
[Unprofessional Foul]

The Special One promises to come back and rescue Chelsea one day
[Fox Sports]

The break up: Lampsie and his WAG Elen Rives have called it a day
[Kickette]

Rafa Benitez is kicking up more contract fuss at Liverpool
[The Guardian]

Gianfranco Zola wants West ham fans to leave Boa Morte alone
[The Metro]

Danielle Bux by Rob Field

As mentioned yesterday afternoon, The Spoiler has developed a worrying fascination with turning WAGs into clowns, as, it appears, have some of you. Thanks to Rob Field, Jack Hill and Sarah Haswell for today’s gallery of clowns. Keep sending your pictures here, friends.

As they say in the trade, get clowning!

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Up yours, Capello! We love the circus!

How dare the England manager attempt to keep our good WAGs down. These women didn’t spend weeks and months ironing their hair, painting liquid tan between their toes, and eating just the right amount of sliced carrot and dip for someone to come along and deny them five star treatment. It is their right, and they WILL have their revenge.

As a means of supporting them through this trying time, The Spoiler has assembled a small collection of WAG photography, and put it together as an homage to their kindness and beauty. Amongst them, you will find Clancy, Rives, Cole, Curran, Slade, McLoughlin. That’s right, all the greats.

Stay positive, beautiful, lonely WAGs.

All the pictures after the jump…