Part one of The Spoiler’s in-depth WAG holiday analysis

Without the need to attend a European Championships, it’s only natural that the nation’s premier supporting ladies have escaped the thoroughly unpredictable English weather for sunnier climes.

Pictured above is Steven Gerrard using a common Liverpudlian communication technique to attract the attention of his lovely wife Alex Curran while relaxing in Miami. See more pictures of Mrs Gerrard here.

Over in Italy, former Miss Ireland Claudine Palmer is enjoying her honeymoon with brand new hubby Robbie Keane. He’s in the photo waving at the camera, but the wee lad only comes up to her shin. See more of Claudine here.

More WAG holiday madness after the jump…

Elen Rives looks just gorgeous… in a bad way

Christ, what a couple of days for Princess Frank. First he has a rubbish time in Turkey, where he was spotted flouncing around the Chelsea dug-out being calmed down by a tiny little gentleman called Shaun Wright-Something.

Some people might argue that Elen Rives - the Spanish lady who allows Lampard to touch her - looks like a doctor has used a massive syringe to fill her lips with goo that makes them bigger and more sexual. Those people might be right? They might also be wrong?

Who’s asking?