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Emmanuel Adebayor ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool

Elisabetta Gregoraci - the hottest WAG in F1
[Grid Crasher]

Has (fat) Ronaldo found himself a new country?
[Off the Post]

Samuel L Jackson’s top 10 golf outfits
[Polite Applause]

An excellent reason for closing down MySpace
[Uncoached]

Could Oliver Kahn replace Jurgen Klinsmann at Bayern?
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Most of the time, George Bush doesn’t need to be photoshopped to look stupid. But the chaps at Uncoached have given it a go anyway

Video: Ashley Carew Scores a Free Kick From His Own Half
[The Offside]

Angry bathers throw water at Flavio Briatore and WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci
[Grid Crasher]

Cheryl Cole even looks good when she’s crying (not that it’s an excuse to treat her bad, Cashley)
[Kickette]

Arsene Wenger: ‘Henry will never play for Manchester Utd’
[Football 365]

Ferguson appoints Hilary Clinton as his assistant in a bid to attract undecided fans to United
[The Gaffer]

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In honour of Joey Barton’s recent reintroduction to society, Thin Lizzy bringeth the rock

Some rather lovely new pictures of F1 WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci
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Video: Mark Bosnich is back in the game
[The Offside]

Video: Robbie Keane unveiled by Liverpool
[Pies]

An interesting question concerning David Bentley’s transfer fee
[101 Great Goals]

Russell Brand has clearly influenced the football tastes of Hollywood chum Rob Schneider
[The Offside Rules]

Bad news for the Dallas Cowboys - their bad luck charm Jessica Simpson has arrived at their training camp
[On205th]

Former Miss Italy enjoys footballers and constant nakedness

I have not actually seen the agreement a model must sign to become Miss Italy, but I can only assume there is a clause stipulating a compulsory relationship with a footballer. The pageant show has already given us Martina Colombari, Francesca Chillemi, Vincenza Cacace and Elisabetta Gregoraci, and now 1999 winner and nudity enthusiast Francesca Lodo joins their ranks. She has been engaged to Inter’s Javier Zanetti (despite the fact that she met his current wife in 1992) and she has also enjoyed the company of Francesco Coco - a self-professed ‘drugged-up gay who lives in nightclubs’ who has also steamrollered former WOTD Manuela Arcuri.

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Hey Dimitri, we found the file in your Recycle Bin… Dimitri?…uh oh…
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Video: A rally driver critically injures several spectators and carries on driving. “I am not worried about what happened,” he says
[WithLeather]

The German entourage arrives
[The Offside]

The fifteen ugliest players at Euro 2008
[Pies]

F1 WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci
[Grid Crasher]

Play Chelsea manager bingo!
[Chelsea Pies]

How to bet on the French Open
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This Italian soubrette is about to own a stake in QPR

Italian businessman is Flavio Briatore is known by most as the MD of the Renault F1 team and part owner of Queens Park Rangers. Among gorgeous women, however, he is known only as a breathtaking inferno of sexuality, on a par with the Brad Pitts of this world. This accounts for why the 57-year-old has