Deck yourself out like a hooker-lovin’ footballer at CR7

Ever wanted to know where you can get the tiny swimshorts, effeminate manbags and Freddie Mercury-esque jackets that drip from Cristiano Ronaldo’s Adonis-like frame? Your search is over, friends, as you can head to CR7, Cristiano’s very own fashion boutique.

Located in his hometown of Funchal, Madeira, the winger bought the store for his 34-year-old sister Elma two years ago.

It may look like a neglected high street charity shop from the outside, but on the inside it’s just like one of those fancy modern minimalist boutiques that no one actually ever buys anything in.

More pictures of Ronny, his store and the CR7 fashion show after the jump…

Manchester Utd star toys with fans’ emotions once again

Just a few short weeks ago, Portuguese winger Cristiano Ronaldo was telling the world how he would love nothing more than to go and join his dream club:

“I would like to play for Real Madrid, but only if it is true that they are ready to pay what Manchester United ask of them, however it does not depend on me.”

Yet Ronaldo’s sister Elma has been approached by The Sun in the posh Madeira boutique he bought for her - aptly named ‘CR7′ - and she says her brother wishes to stay with the club who developed him into a world class player:

“Cristiano wants to keep playing at Manchester United […]He tells me he likes Manchester United and everybody here wants him to stay there.”

Either Ronny’s sister has got the wrong end of the stick and was trying to make an aggressive journalist leave her store by telling him what he wants to hear, or he is playing some very irritating mind games. Whatever the case, the club and the player need to stop dicking around and make a clear decision.

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