Relegated side reach ridiculous new low in quest for new owners

Fancy owning a Championship football team with shockingly low morale and a dangerously under-qualified manager? Or perhaps you would like a quick and convenient way to belittle Newcastle Utd with prank offers and random abuse? Either way, you can now get in touch via admin@nufc.co.uk, the contact email they put on their official website last night.

What a shockingly unprofessional way to try and sell a football club. We’d expect a lot more from Keith ‘dealbreaker’ Harris, the former Football League chairman who has negotiated on behalf of Liverpool and Manchester Utd in the past.

Are you intending to send the Toon a message? Why not share it with the rest of the class in the comments section before you do…