Did Charlotte Meares knock back the Arsenal shot stopper?

Just last week, Jens Lehmann was telling the world how few friends he has at Arsenal:

“I don’t socialise with my team-mates. Age-wise, they are closer to my sons than they are to me.”

The lanky German doesn’t make time for Fabregas and co, but that doesn’t he doesn’t like to paint the town red! Jenny No Mates is pictured above leaving Embassy Club in London on Saturday night, sporting a bin liner jacket (all the rage with ‘Partyboys’ in Berlin) and a grumpy pout that could turn milk sour. Jermain Defoe’s ex rutt-partner Charlotte Meares was socialising at the same establishment - this is surely more than just a sexy coincidence. Could

Young girls now look up to coke snorting models instead

A poll carried out by the bank Abbey has discovered that just one per cent of young ladies in Britain wish to follow in the footsteps of Gemma Atkinson, Danielle Lloyd and the rest of the nouveau scrubberati. Two thirds of those questioned said they wanted nothing to do with the WAG lifestyle, and instead look up to abhorrent frequent and habitual drug users powerful business-minded role models like Kate Moss.

Additionally, almost one hundred per cent of those polled were puzzled as to why a bank was conducting such a survey.

From the social networking site that brought you anti-Danielle Lloydism

The model friend who invited me to join the ever-popular and well-publicised ‘Charlotte over Danielle any day’ group on Facebook has just started a new group on the social networking site.

The new group is named ‘The Anti WAGABE Society’, and it’s purpose is described below, via the medium of bad spelling and grammar:

Getting married AND releasing a DVD about fitness? Wow

While the rest of us gorged on cooked meat and strong European lager over the festive season, one of the nation’s many racist glamour models was keeping herself very busy indeed.

Danielle Lloyd - her who has gone almost a full year without telling Shilpa Shetty to “fuck off home” - was spotted