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Women’s football turns cute, cars and wild boar don’t mix and Nani gets his wish


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Some respite from videos of girls kicking each other to pieces on the pitch - awww. [spotted on Deadspin]

Nothing else going on today - play Spectrum ZX-era Football Manager online
[EPL Talk]

Toon defender crashes into wall made of wild boar
[The Sun]

It’s not all bad - Carlo Cudicini gets to be nursed back to health by this lady
[Caught Offside]

Salomon Kalou spends the international break fighting
[Daily Mail]

Emmanuel Adebayor is unable to talk about anything that isn’t related to Arsenal
[Mirror]

Unsurprisingly, Nani is looks to be heading out of Old Trafford
[Telegraph]

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Posted: November 17th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Are Man City still favourites to break the top four?


Moneybags Mancs aren’t as flash as first thought…

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Lying in 6th, the table might show Man City are still in with a chance to crash the Big Four’s tedious party, but their fans seems to think otherwise.

Boos rang out on full time at City’s 3-all draw with Burnley - the club’s fifth successive draw in a row. After a £120m spending spree in the summer, taking five points from Aston Villa, Wigan, Fulham, Birmingham and Burnley might indicate a slight derailing of Manchester’s Emirati revolution.

So, with a post-suspension Adebayor decidedly quieter than he was at the start of the season, Lescott playing as if - surprise, surprise - he wasn’t worth £24m after all and Mark Hughes being increasingly found out as lacking the tactical acumen to change a game, are City still favourites to drag Arsenal Liverpool out of the Premier League’s elite?

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Posted: November 9th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Arsenal stars ambushed by teens, WAGs to gatecrash WC2010 and ref has magic hair


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The Honduran ‘gay kiss’ has opened the floodgates for on-pitch man-love
[Off The Post]

Buoyed by how Thomas Vermaelen has turned out, Wenger is in the market for another Belgian
[Caught Offside]

Jack Wilshere and Gael Clichy mobbed at a milkshake bar in Finchley
[Daily Mail]

Rangers’ DaMarcus Beasley creates in-no-way-tacky jewellery line range
[The Sun]

At least, when the inevitable failure comes, we’ll have some nice pictures to look at
[The Mirror]

Does Mark Clattenburg have the same hairdresser as Stephen Ireland?
[3pm Blog]

Emulate the Premier League’s favourite knee-sliding riot-starter
[Mousebreaker]

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Posted: September 21st, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Emmanuel Adebayor goes to war with former Arsenal team-mates over footwear


Striker’s shoe fetish caused rifts at Emirates

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The private beef which caused Emmanuel Adebayor to moonwalk over Robin van Persie’s face a fortnight ago has been revealed to be the same reason he fell out with Nicklas Bendtner last season - an unhealthy shoe obsession.

According to the News of the World, following Arsenal’s final day win against Stoke last season, Emmanuel knee-slid into the Gunners’ dressing room with an extra-strength bin liner and (as one club rep put it) ’swept the place’, bagging as much of his team-mates’ kit as would fit - including a pair of boots Robin van Persie had planned to give to friends - before hauling ass.

A member of the Arsenal backroom staff was left break the news to the players:

“We never saw him - or the boots - again. Robin was going mad.

Despite it not being his client’s strongest suit, Ade’s agent tried to put a humanitarian face on things:

“A lot of African players take kit back to their country because the facilities and conditions in Africa are not the same as they are in England.

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Posted: September 21st, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Adebayor says sorry, sort of


Man City striker also offers mafia-esque warning

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Hampered somewhat by his ex-captain showing off the battle scars he allegedly inflicted in Arsenal’s hot-tempered clash with Man City last Saturday, Emmanuel Adebayor is making a belated attempt to win some friends back.

In a exclusive ‘heart to heart’ with The Sun, Adebayor has asked fans to empathise with his decision to kick a former team-mate in the face and then run a full 90 yards to incite the mini riot which left a steward hospitalised.

Clutching a tear-soaked hanky, Ade told the paper:

‘People talk about us as being football players and the money we earn, but just because we are fortunate it does not mean we need to take abuse.

‘If you were to abuse a man in the street for over an hour he would react and it would be a worse reaction than a goal celebration!

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Posted: September 18th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Siena fans make Roma’s Daniele De Rossi cry


World Cup winner shows he’s not made of stone

Much has been made of Emmanuel Adebayor’s irresponsible reaction to the torrent of abuse he received from Arsenal fans at the weekend, but Roma’s Daniele De Rossi was also subjected to offensive chants on Sunday. The Italian, however, dealt with the crowd banter a little differently.

After a mistimed tackle, Siena fans started singing a song about his father-in-law (i.e. the daddy of his not-unattractive WAG Tamara), who was apparently executed in a mafia hit last year. When the whistle blew, the midfielder’s reddened eyes quickly turned into full-on waterworks, as his teammates tried to console him.

Siena manager Marco Giampaolo offered an apology on behalf of the callous fans:

“To De Rossi, I express my solidarity as a man and as a footballer for what has happened.”

[Hat tip: 101GG and Dirty Tackle]

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Posted: September 16th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Liverpool’s world domination plans, Van Persie the hero and Fabio Capello’s Wii request


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This Arsenal fan takes drastic measures to show his disapproval of Manu Adebayor
[Off The Post]

What are the Premier League’s new rules all about?
[Betfair Football]

Iker Casillas finally shaves his Three Musketeer/tramp beard, and also goes to town on his legs
[Kickette]

Martin Samuel jumps to Emmanuel Adebayor’s defence
[Daily Mail]

Liverpool are plotting world domination
[The Guardian]

Fabio Capello requests Wiis and PlayStations to help distract the England team in South Africa
[The Mirror]

RVP is Royston Drenthe’s hero
[Goal.com]

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Posted: September 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Who do Arsenal fans hate more - Emmanuel Adebayor or Ashley Cole?


It’s a two-way-hate-off between these Gunners alumni

Emmanuel Adebayor and Ashley Cole

In the words of Andrei Arshavin, today’s vote is “simples”. Which player do the Gunners hate the most - the greedy one who may or may not have misused a mobile phone, or the lazy and greedy one who put the icing on the loathing cake this weekend with his anger-inciting knee slide/face kick combo? Even if you’re not a Gunner, wade in with your opinion below…

A tip of the cap to COS for inspiring our hate debate

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Posted: September 14th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey