Mrs Harry Kewell could be off to Italy

After his release from Liverpool, word on the rumour vine is that Socceroo Harry Kewell could be joining forgetful Norwegian John Arne Riise at Roma. Unfortunately, this tiny island would become one fine WAG lighter, as his wife Sheree Murphy (and their three children) would also head off to the land of pasta, corruption and inexplicably good looking people.

Soap star dates Man Utd player, avoids invitation to Christmas party

The Premier League welcomed another WAG to its fold this week, as Roxanne Pallett has been seen out on the tiles with Manchester United defender Danny Simpson. Ms Pallett is an actress most known for her role as Jo Stiles in Emmerdale, although I’ve never actually met anyone who admits to watching the top agricultural soap, so I’m unable to confirm this.