Tal Ben Haim might have been the most stylish guy in the dressing room back in his Bolton days, but bear in mind that he was up against Diouf’s eclectic hip-hop outfits, and an old woman in a flowery dress feverishly scrubbing her front step.

Line him up against style icons like Lamps and JT, and the guy looks like something a yachtsman just dragged in on his deck shoe (pictured).