The nation’s hottest WAG officially goes off the market

Having met Peter Crouch many times during his Southampton days, The Spoiler knows for a fact that he is a thoroughly decent chap, and undoubtedly one of the most genuine characters in the game today.

However, we can no longer hide the fact that we secretly hate the man who has somehow managed to persuade Abbey Clancy to spend the rest of her life with him. The Sun begrudgingly reports:

“He has been thinking about getting engaged for some time. But he wanted to wait for the ideal moment.

“As a bit of a romantic, he thought it would be a great idea to ask Abbey to marry him when it was just the two of them together in Sardinia.”

His agent Jonathan Barnett confirmed the pair are engaged.

After Crouchie “put a ring on it” in Sardinia, the couple then jetted off to Ibiza. It’s known known whether the Portsmouth star was wearing his ‘Luckiest bastard int he world’ T-shirt when he began his second holiday with one of the nation’s finest bikini wearing talents, but he damn well should have been.

Spoiler bonus: Some classic Abbey hotness after the jump…

Gary Lineker, Ringo Starr

The Spoiler is torn, one half of the hundred-strong team says these two are the same guy, the other fifty are completely livid, saying they can’t see it at all.

But what do you think?

On another note, apparently Lineker is engaged to Danielle Bux. We’ve snuck in a steamy picture of her after the jump…

The best thing to come from Texas since George W… nevermind

The terribly pretty ladies who find companionship with members of the National Hockey League are affectionately known in North America as ‘Puck Bunnies’, and the two leading individuals in this field are Elisha Cuthbert (Jack Bauer’s incredibly clumsy daughter in 24) and Hilary Duff. The latter is a multi-talented children’s TV star, pop singer and ‘entrepreneur’ who is rumoured to be engaged to New York Islanders star Mike Comrie.

The world’s hottest virgin is officially off the market

Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is, without question, one of the best looking women on the planet. She has dated Lenny Kravitz and New York Yankees rounders player Derek Jeter, but she is now engaged to Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić. Whose face looks like this. What a crazy world we live in.