Former team-mate suggests C-Ron is a closet Culé

Since securing his escape from the drizzle of Manchester, Cristiano Ronaldo has barely stopped to draw breath in between bouts of telling the world how he has made a ‘dream’ move to Real Madrid. A former team-mate, however, has suggested Los Merengues have not always been his favourite Spanish club.

Speaking to The Sun, much-loved Manchester Utd legend Eric Djemba-Djemba suggested the Portuguese star was actually a fan of a certain team from Catalonia:

“Cristiano was more a fan of Barcelona then than Real Madrid.”

If the tricky winger picks up a mysterious injury prior to his first El Clásico, don’t be surprised…

Man needs calculator…

Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.

“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do write money off over the term of a contract.”

It’s an interesting point. But, unfortunately, even without one of his important accountancy lessons, we can’t help but sense some slightly bad business in the sum below: