David Bentley IS going to Chelsea (apparently), so get betting!

The great big money making news from the more discerning characters over at chickendinner is that some hapless turf accountants have odds of around 5/1 on David Bentley moving to Chelsea. As mentioned, like, decades ago on The Spoiler, the man himself has told one of our most reliable sources that the move to west London is in the bag. Find out how and where to place your bets here.

Sad England won’t be playing in Euro 2008?… seriously, are you still on about that?

And so the reality pours down and smacks everyone right in the kisser - a big tournament is almost upon us, and England won’t be there. Other teams will, silly teams like Austria and Turkey. But no England. Not this year. It’s horrible.

Or, it would be.