The art film star who turned a Saint into a sinner

The Spoiler has never seen pornographic material before (ahem) but our smutty friends at Unprofessional Foul lead us to believe that Eva Angelina is a hardcore American bongo actress.

She earns WAG status for her marriage to fellow grot actor Danny Mountain (it’s his real name, we’re assured), a Brit who won praise from Alan Ball while at Southampton, but who was forced to turn to the world of boffing people for money when injury ended his football career.