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Franck Ribery is the subject of this week’s Guardian Gallery

David Beckham continues his US charm offensive on The Today Show
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Frank Lampard and a couple of very immodest young ladies are having fun in Ibiza
[The Sun]

Footballer-turned-pornstar Eva Roob wants to clean your car (NSFW)
[Dirty Tackle]

Somehow, a thief managed to get away with this NFL star’s car without being noticed
[Deadspin]

Groom-to-be Peter Crouch has flown to Sunderland after Portsmouth accepted their £12m bid
[Football365]

Mark Hughes says there has been interest in City’s downmarket version of John Terry
[Sky Sports]

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Chantelle Houghton has split with Premier League love rat Jermaine Defoe
[News of the World]

Cristiano Ronaldo does not think he should have been booked for diving yesterday
[Sky Sports]

German footballer-turned-porn star Eva Roob is still owrking the pole
[Dirty Tackle]

Like all the cool kids, we are “Tweeting”
[Twitter]

Martin Samuel considers Tottenham’s lack of direction
[Daily Mail]

Arsene Wenger says the Gunners’ goal drought is psychological
[The Telegraph]

Very important former footballer/ pornstar update

Undoubtedly, The Spoiler’s biggest criticism of planetariums (planeteria?) is that they are not nearly sexy enough. Thankfully, Eva Roob (aka Samira Summers aka the German former footballer who turned to bongo films) set out to remedy this situation on a recent visit to her local astronomy theatre.

Want to see more of Eva testing Germany’s public indecency laws? See plenty more NSFW pictures, a video and a link to the uncensored pics after the jump….

Footballer-turned-stripper enlightens us for no particular reason

Eva Roob aka Samira Summers is the FC Nuremberg midfielder who made ends meet by trading in her football boots for six-inch clear plastic heels. The stripper and bongo film star has now started her own “go-go dancer” agency, and was asked by German football mag 11 Freunde which current football stars would be best suited to the greasy pole:

“Maybe David Beckham. And of course Cristiano Ronaldo”

The public nakedness expert also gave a damning verdict when asked whether any of her fellow countrymen could follow in her footsteps and start a career in sexy dancing:

“There are no suitable Germans. Many find Michael Ballack attractive but I think he would be too awkward.”

Is there any real point to this ridiculous story? Was it just a flimsy excuse to post a video of Eva Roob stripping? Check it out after the jump before you cast your stones, friends…

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Grid Crasher reveal an ingenious way to steal a car

Football’s worst fan missile incidents
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Why Chelsea need to start winning at Stamford Bridge
[chickendinner]

Arsenal’s perfect captain no longer plays for them
[The Offside]

Bradford offer some bargain basement season tickets
[BBC]

Jungle dewller Carly Zucker is definitely missing Joe Cole
[Kickette]

Alex Ferguson takes a dig at Arsenal, saying Villa can finish in the top four
[Caught Offside]

Slightly NSFW Video: Footballer-turned-pornstar Eva Roob gives advice on stripping
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Proof that footballers can successfully crossover into ‘art films’

To fans of German women’s football circa 2001, Eva Roob is known as a talented midfielder for FC Nuremberg. However, as we told you yesterday, the 23-year-old blonde from Cologne struggled to make ends meet: “My earnings were not enough and I had to take another job to make money,” she told German tabloid Bild.

Rather than picking up a paper round, Eva decided to take the second most obvious step in supplementing her income, becoming a pornstar operating under the name Samira Summer.

Ok, so she’s not technically a WAG, but a half-eaten Snickers bar says you’re still mighty tempted to hit that ‘Read More’ button…

No, it’s not Effenberg…

While the German men of football wile away the hours off the pitch having statues of their faces fashioned from gold, or wining and dining their closest friends, professional sportswomen don’t always have it so good. Eva Roob, a fraulein, couldn’t make ends meet playing professionally for Nuremberg, so took to doing a spot of pornography during the evenings to boost her income. But with sex scenes going on until about 5am, she complains, and training starting at 10am, it all started getting a little bit too stressful. She had to make a choice.

Sex fans will be glad to hear that she now operates under the moniker Samira Sammer, and took the fleshier of the two routes.

[Marca]