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Scott Parker thrashes around like a fish out of water during last night’s game
[Dirty Tackle]

Danielle Lloyd has been made a WAG again by a Spurs star
[The People]

Ashley Cole has been arrested for being a moron drunk and disorderly
[Football365]

Eyal Berkovic assaulted a coach who substituted his son
[Off The Post]

Fabregas says he will leave Arsenal if Wenger goes
[Daily Mail]

Leo Messi laughs off the £100m Manchester City transfer rumours
[Sky Sports]

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[Twitter]

All the latest gossip compiled in one handy list

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The least shocking of this morning’s revelations is that “friends” of Sam Allardyce have confirmed that he is interested in the Sunderland job. Considering these “friends” have already told the press that he would be interested in managing Blackburn, Portsmouth and his local corner shop (probably), it should now go without saying that will take any job he can get.

Gallas: I feel humiliated
That’s the headline in today’s Sun for a story where a close relative of William Gallas (his aunt’s stepson’s second cousin?) revealed that he has no friends at Arsenal, feels humiliated and hopes to join Milan in January.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Arsenal can’t afford to lose their best centre-back unless there’s a replacement lined up

Fowler decides to stay at Blackburn