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Alex Curran would prefer it if Stevie G refrained from getting a ‘back, sack and crack’
[ONTD]

Will Chelsea pay £20m for Gary Cahill?
[Caught Offside]

Rafa bids for Ezequiel Lavezzi - the other ‘New Maradona’
[Sport.co.uk]

West Ham have been sold for £100m - a quarter of what Mike Ashley once wanted for his Championship club
[Daily Mail]

Professor Wenger fears Manchester City
[Football365]

Since we wrote about it last week, Setanta’s financially screwed position remains unchanged
[Guardian]