Courtesy of our brothers at Polite Applause

Yeah, we know what you’re thinking: that clay court specialist Guillermo Canas is a jammy toad. Not only is he one of just two men to beat Federer in consecutive tournaments (along with Nadal), but he gets to wake up in the mornings with a young supermodel called Fabiana (pictured) sprawled clumsily across his green satin sheets. What a bastard.

Like most models, Fabiana was spotted by a cigar smoking fat man as she perused the Prog Rock section of a record shop in Brazil - she was trying to decide between ELO and Iron Butterfly, he was pretending read the back of a Doobie Brothers record, and it wasn’t long before he’d taken the will-be supermodel to one side with the promise of glitz, glamour, and stick thin women with dead eyes and eating disorders. Or, at least, that’s what we assume happened.

More sexy pictures after the jump…