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Is Simon Cowell about to solve Everton’s financial woes?
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Video: Felipe Massa spits champagne on Lewis Hamilton
[Grid Crasher]

Manchester City’s Jo has tonsillitis, but it won’t get any better if he keeps going to nightclubs
[The Beautiful Game]

How to make money on tonight’s Carling Cup matches
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Do Arsenal belong in the Championship?
[The Offside]

Awww… Fernando Torres is in love with his club
[Football 365]

The Hottest Girls of Cheerleading is a pretty self-explanatory website
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C-Ron is coerced into saying he could one day maybe think about considering the possibility of joining LA Galaxy
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Posh Spice has been interpreting Victorian art
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Why Felipe Massa will win the German Grand Prix
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Justin Timberlake kisses David Beckham’s feet
[This Is Extra Time]

Video: A jet ski in a hot tub? Yeah, sure, why not
[Grid Crasher]

“Forget challenging the Big Four - let’s look to the future” says Tottenham boss
[Caught Offside]

Friday randomness: You got da wrong numbah!
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chickendinner believe the Swiss driver will top the podium

Last year Hamilton buckled under the weight of expectation thrust upon his shoulders, but right now people are so quick to write him off that they probably think his dad would stand a better chance of winning the race. The lack of expectation will play right into Hamilton’s hands and he will win the British Grand Prix this weekend. Here’s why:

1. Kimi Raikkonen was victorious last year but five different drivers have won the last five British Grands Prix - Rubens Barichello, Michael Schumacher, Juan Pablo Montoya, Fernando Alonso and Kimi Raikkonen.

2. The Finn is also on a run of four races without a win and has only even once won the same Grand Prix twice in a row - in Belgium way back in 2005.

3. It won’t be Felipe Massa - he has never finished higher than fifth in five attempts at Silverstone.

4. And it won’t be the BMW’s, who failed to match the Ferraris and McLarens at Silverstone last year. A fortnight ago in France they had their worst result of the season, with neither driver finishing in the top four for the first time - Kubica came fifth and Heidfeld 13th.

5. You can count out Alonso too - the

Spanish Grand Prix, Sunday, 1pm, ITV1, bet here

It is very difficult to even think of Formula One at the moment without setting the words “Nazi orgy” pinging around the brain again, but we shall try. This weekend, Lewis Hamilton returns to the site of his own torment, the Barcelona track where a group of Spaniards thought it would be hilarious to black up and pretend to be Hamilton’s “familly” earlier this year. Who knew they even made racist make-up any more? That stuff’s got to be rarer than wig powder and beauty spots - you’ve got to be really serious about your racism to waste the precious blackface on an F1 testing session. And who knows what the combination of a rustic sense of humour and an irresistible desire to attention seek will bring from the spectators this weekend? Surely not a comedy Kamp Kommandant and his pyjama’d slaves. Please god, not that.

More importantly, if you’re looking to venture a few quid on the outcome, chickendinner reckon it’s not going to be Hamilton’s best Sunday. Here’s why…

1. McLaren have won just one of the last seven Spanish Grands Prix - Ferrari have won five.

2. The McLarens have been much slower than the Ferraris in the last two races - Heikki Kovalainen finished 26.789 seconds behind Felipe Massa in Bahrain, that’s their best yet.

3. A British driver