The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

John Terry to Manchester City
We laughed this one off during the January transfer window, but the Daily Mail are today suggesting that the Citizens are lining up a £45m bid for Chelsea’s captain. This is apparently corroborated by The Sun, who have spotted Mark Hughes and John Terry at the same holiday resort in Dubai. Evidently, it is no coincidence that two men associated with football are simultaneously taking a break at Jumeirah Beach, the luxury resort where you can’t take two steps without bumping into a Premiership star.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Even if City do offer a reported £180,000-a-week package, we can’t see it happening.

Yaya Toure to Manchester Utd
The aforementioned Daily Mail also bring the news that Barcelona’s treasured defensive midfielder could soon be joining his older brother Kolo in England. Apparently, Fergie is interested in seeking out