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The one who isn’t the fat one in Gavin & Stacey is making light of Newcastle via Twitter
[Off The Post]

Feyenoord fans didn’t like their new kit, so they completely changed it
[The Offside]

Robinho suggests Kaka’s taste in music is even worse than Ronaldo’s
[Pies]

Abbey Clancy and her bikini make Italy a better place
[The Sun]

Interestment’s Football Window Watch: Liverpool edition
[Interestment]

Atletico Madrid insist Sergio Aguero is not for sale
[Football365]

…OK, he is for sale, but he’s very expensive
[Daily Mail]

Italian WAG Sara Tommasi is an expert in bikini wearing
[On205th]

Alan Hutton to Everton
[Goal.com]

Ronaldo isn’t the only one on the move…

Yuri Zhirkov to Barcelona
Not so long ago, it looked as if Chelsea had sealed the deal on the ‘Russian Ronaldinho’, but quotes in this morning’s Sport suggests the 25-year-old would prefer Spain:

“I would prefer to play with Barça, although that does not mean that I will automatically discard Chelsea.”

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: The blues shouldn’t be too disheartened - Andrei Arshavin banged on about his love of Barcelona (and regularly wore their merchandise) but still came to the Premiership in the end.

Luc Castaignos to Arsenal
Feyenoord’s promising forward is just 16-years-old, but that hasn’t stopped Professor Wenger taking a distinct interest in his progress.

Unemployed manager tries to talk his way into the Parkhead post

You’d think someone who relegated Wycombe and was ready to do the same with Portsmouth would struggle to land a League Two job* but Tony Adams frightened Celtic fans today by claiming he could succeed Gordon Strachan.

The legendary defender said he had been recommended by popular former boss Wim Jansen, who he worked with at Feyenoord. Despite not even applying, he seemed to expect to be considered ahead of candidates like Roberto Martinez, whose Swansea side knocked him out of the FA Cup.

In an attempt to explain why the job appealed to him, Adams didn’t offer the