Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen kisses girls, does other rude stuff

With a contract at one of the biggest football clubs in the world and a girlfriend who has won the Dutch FHM Sexiest Woman in the World award twice, it’s no exaggeration to say Wesley Sneijder is the greatest man alive.

His unpronounceable ladyfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen not only has fabulous good looks and eight sisters (!), but she is also willing to commit some extremely sexy/bizarre acts to film. Look here! She’s licking cream off of a friend’s bottom in a car park! Look above! She’s kissing a lady! And look below! She’s helping old people cross the street in her underwear for absolutely no reason!

Plenty more NSFW-ish Yolanthe videos after the jump…

With bikini wearing skills like this, who needs a surname?

The folks at German TV network ProSieben have devised an ingenious reality TV show that focuses solely on the spectacle of attractive under-dressed ladies. Called Sommermädchen (Summer Girls), the show pits 16 aspiring models against one another with the promise of an FHM cover shoot for the winner.

The Spoiler is rooting for Monique, the apparently-surname-less blonde who has been enjoying steamrollering sessions with Hertha BSC’s Fabian Lustenberger for the past seven months.

German actress, TV presenter and underwear enthusiast

German actress Lilli Hollunder is best known in her home nation for her starring role in slightly tosh daily soap Verbotene Liebe (Forbidden Love). The 22-year-old has recently branched out into the world of TV presenting, and is now the face of FC-TV, the official channel of FC Köln.

In a recent interview with Bild, Lilli fawned over returning Cologne hero Lukas Podolski and revealed she has a “sexy friend” named Matthias, who plays for lowly FC Junkersdorf. 

Try saying that name after a few lemonades

Wesley Sneijder divorced his wife Ramona Streekstra in January, and hasn’t wasted any time in getting back in the game. Our girls at Kickette inform us that the Real Madrid star has started seeing Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen.

The 24-year-old has carved out a career in modelling and TV presenting in the Netherlands, and for her efforts, the Dutch have voted her FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World twice (2006 and 2007 if you must know).

C-Ron’s latest conquest speaks of his lazy bedroom technique

Remember Gabriela Endringer? She’s the Portuguese gym instructor whose athletic body “fascinated” Cristiano Ronaldo. To the delight of her father, the tricky winger recently called time on their relationship, but to her father’s dismay, she has celebrated the end of the relationship with an FHM photoshoot and tell-all interview.

Of his world famous steamrollering technique, Gabriela says:

“Ronaldo lets himself be dominated in bed. He’s very affectionate in bed. He’s not aggressive at all. He lets things flow.”

Georgie Thompson’s German equivalent sheds some layers

Andrea Kaiser is a presenter on German Sports Channel DSF, and the partner of Borussia Dortmund legend Lars Ricken. The good folks at FHM Deutschland thought it would be nice to fly her to Morocco and take pictures of her in her pants, so that’s exactly what they did.

It’s Friday afternoon and you’re already reading a sports blog instead of working, so why not click through to see more sexy shots of Miss Kaiser…

Say hello to Romania’s hottest TV presenter

Whereas certain footballers will happily fornicate with any lady who pays them attention in Movida, others have very specific types. Cristian Chivu, for example, only likes brunette Romanian television presenters. Before settling down with Adelina Elisei, the Inter Milan enjoyed the company of Andreea Raicu.

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