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Most of the time, George Bush doesn’t need to be photoshopped to look stupid. But the chaps at Uncoached have given it a go anyway

Video: Ashley Carew Scores a Free Kick From His Own Half
[The Offside]

Angry bathers throw water at Flavio Briatore and WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci
[Grid Crasher]

Cheryl Cole even looks good when she’s crying (not that it’s an excuse to treat her bad, Cashley)
[Kickette]

Arsene Wenger: ‘Henry will never play for Manchester Utd’
[Football 365]

Ferguson appoints Hilary Clinton as his assistant in a bid to attract undecided fans to United
[The Gaffer]

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Competition: Tell us the name of the player that Hayden Christensen is watching from the stands in the picture above, and you can win one of five Blu-Ray DVDs of rather enjoyable motion picture Jumper, out today. Send your answers here.

Some fantastic Euro 2008 look-alikes
[UK Football Finder]

Nine reasons Poland will beat Croatia
[chickendinner]

Football 365 club-by-club fixture guide
[Football 365]

QPR owner Flavio Briatore somehow persuaded WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci to marry him
[Grid Crasher]

More of Euro 2008’s hottest fans
[Pies]

Uh Oh, Blackburn are interviewing Steve McLaren for the manager’s job
[Caught Offside]

It’s Roman Abramovich’s l’il homewrecker

As ably demonstrated by QPR part-owner Flavio Briatore, the fashion for English football club owners is to date a model who is half their age. Roman Abramovich, owner of West London’s second richest club, has acquiesced to this trend with his 23-year-old WAG Daria ‘Dasha’ Zhukova, and is

This Italian soubrette is about to own a stake in QPR

Italian businessman is Flavio Briatore is known by most as the MD of the Renault F1 team and part owner of Queens Park Rangers. Among gorgeous women, however, he is known only as a breathtaking inferno of sexuality, on a par with the Brad Pitts of this world. This accounts for why the 57-year-old has