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Cristiano Ronaldo is buying property in Madrid


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David Beckham is bland and boring an interviewer’s dream
[The Offside Rules]

Cristiano Ronaldo is buying a house in a fancy Madrid suburb
[Caught Offside]

chickendinner present ten reasons why Spain will win Euro 2008
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Lewis Hamilton out and about with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger
[Grid Crasher]

Pictures from this week’s American charity game featuring Thierry Henry, Robbie Fowler et al
[Unprofessional Foul]

Wenger’s aggressive faxing paid off: Adebayor is staying at Arsenal. Maybe.
[Football 365]

UEFA could be sued for the Germany/ Turkey TV blackout incident
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Iraq have disbanded their national team
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Posted: June 27th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Nine reasons Spain will eliminate Russia tonight


Euro 2008 semi-final, 7.45pm, ITV1, bet here

Guus Hiddink

Guus Hiddink may be the miracle man of international football, but he won’t want to shout too loudly about his record in semi-finals. Typically, he guides his sides to the last four and then, just as everyone starts getting overexcited, promptly loses. This time, it’s Spain who are going to bring the big old Dutchman to tears. Here’s why…

Nine reasons why Spain will beat Russia…

1. Spain are unbeaten in their last seven meetings with Russia, winning four and drawing three.

2. Not since a 2-1 win in Moscow in 1971, have Russia (formerly the Soviet Union) enjoyed victory against Spain.

3. The sides met in the group stages of this summer’s tournament, with Spain emerging as convincing 4-1 victors.

4. On the three previous occasions that teams have met twice in the same tournament (Portugal/Greece Euro 2004, Brazil/Turkey World Cup 2002 and Germany/Czech Republic Euro 1996) the side that won the first contest have always gone on to win the second as well.

5. Spain’s goalless draw with Italy extended their unbeaten run to twenty matches. Aragones’ men

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Posted: June 26th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

David Beckham’s latest ad, Robbie Fowler’s return and the Wimbledon pigeon snipers


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How not to endear yourself to Stockport County fans, courtesy of CollegeHumor

Eight reasons Germany will reach the Euro 2008 final
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Wimbledon have hired snipers to stop pigeons crapping on Maria Sharapova
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Video: Murray Walker’s best interview ever
[Grid Crasher]

I can’t tell whether this site raises or lowers my self esteem
[hotchickswithdouchebags.com]

Steve McManaman and Robbie Fowler are playing in an American charity match today
[Page Six via Unprofessional Foul]

Video: David Beckham’s latest advert for pens
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Posted: June 25th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Who will win Euro 2008?


Four nations battling to be the new Greece

Euro 2008 winner

Jens Lehmann has told the press he would ‘give his life’ to reach the final of Euro 2008: “I don’t want to go out in the semis again,” said the grumpy shot stopper. So if Die Deutschen make it through tonight and a certain Stuttgart keeper gets struck by lightning, we’ll know a deal with the devil went down.

Favourites Germany are just a few hours away from taking on Turkey in the first Euro 2008 semi, so it’s as good a time as any to ask you all who you think will win the tinny little Henri Delaunay trophy. Votes and comments below, please folks.

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Posted: June 25th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Why Croatia will beat Turkey in Vienna tonight


Euro 2008 quarter-final, 7.45pm, BBC1, bet here

Croatia/ Turkey preview

Having successfully avoided a quarter-final clash with Germany, the most successful side in Euro history, the Turks now face in-form Croatia. Unfortunately, this looks to be the end of the road for the Eurasians, as the Croats, powered by Slaven Bilic’s powerful rocket sauce, will make the semis. Oh well, at least they got to make Petr Cech look like a clown before bowing out.
Why Croatia will win

* Croatia have never lost to Turkey.

* Turkey have faced Croatia once before at the European Championships, in 1996, and Croatia triumphed 1-0.

* Croatia have won all three games so far at the European Championships.

* Turkey have never led a match with Croatia, on the two times they drew they have come from behind.

* Turkey may have excelled against Switzerland and Czech Republic but they have won just four of their last eight.

* Croatia have lost just one of their 17 competitive games since losing to Brazil at the World Cup - a 2-0 loss in Macedonia after they’d already secured Euro 2008 qualification.

But it might go to penalties…

* Two of the three previous Croatia/Turkey clashes have

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Posted: June 20th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Germany/ Portugal Highlights


German aerial strikes too much for Big Phil’s side

Portugal/ Germany 2-3 Highlights

If you listened to chickendinner’s astute advice, you would have come away from last night’s quarter-final match a little richer. As the betting genii predicted, Ballack’s men were far too strong for Portugal, and as I predicted, Ronaldo waited less than a few minutes after the final whistle to start harping on about Real Madrid.

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Posted: June 20th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

David Beckham poses in his pants, Boston Celtics riot


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Someone isn’t happy with Sweden’s Euro 2008 exit

Seven reasons Germany will beat Portugal tonight
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Video: The ‘Van der Faart’ incident
[Euro 2008 Offside Blog]

This brilliant site will suffer from Sweden’s departure
[Euro2008girls.com]

Nick Heidfeld is full of anger
[Grid Crasher]

Video: Boston Celtics win the basketball, fans get smashy
[WithLeather]

David Beckham has done yet another overtly homoerotic photoshoot
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Posted: June 19th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

French manager fears a Group of Death conspiracy


Raymond Domenech subscribes to chickendinner’s theory

Raymond Domenech

France boss Raymond Domenech has started to crack under the pressure of being pretty rubbish, and has admitted he fears Holland will conspire to cost Italy and France a place in the next round.

Holland have been cleared to play a weakened team against Romania and if they lose, Romania progressahead of Italy and France as runners-up, with the Dutch still topping the group, which could prove convenient for Marco Van Basten’s side when the semi-finals arrive.

Domenech, rambling like a madman consumed by paranoia, said:

“Our game against Italy will not be decisive. It’s the other match that matters. My opinion is Holland will make wholesale changes for the game on Tuesday night and it is already written that Romania will qualify with them from the group.”

Of course what he neglects to mention is the only reason Romania control their fate is that France were awful against them and had they actually beaten Romania, then their destiny would be in their own hands…

Fancy a punt on tonigh’s Euro action? Head over to chickendinner for the best stats and betting information first

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Posted: June 16th, 2008 by Michael Lintorn

Group of Death conspiracy theory comes true


chickendinner make an excellent call on Holland’s run so far

Netherlands Euro 2008

Apart from that whole thing about Paul McCartney dying in the sixties and being replaced by a doppelganger, The Spoiler isn’t one to believe conspiracy theories. However, we couldn’t help but take notice of the chickendinner bet blog, which correctly called the second Group C games, last Thursday night:

Picture this perfectly plausible scenario for a second. Tomorrow, buoyed by victory over Italy in the opening game, Holland defeat a France side struggling to find their feet.

In the other Group C game, Italy are low on confidence after their shock loss and Romania are able to take a point by “playing to their strengths” as they did against France.

That would create a situation where Holland would have the group sewn up with six points, Romania would be second with two points and Italy and France would be struggling with one point.

At first glance, it’s hard to imagine Romania beating Holland, which would mean a straight shootout for the final place between Italy and France, with the winner qualifying.

But what if Holland, already having the group won, gave Romania

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Posted: June 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Who will be the next Blackburn manager?


The Spoiler assesses the favoured candidates in the race for power at Ewood Park

Sam Allardyce

The Chelsea vacancy has seen the biggest names in football linked with a move to the Premier League, while the Blackburn job has seen some less glamorous hats thrown into the ring. According to their chairman, there have been over 40 applications, although most of them were probably cocky twenty-somethings who fancy themselves on Championship Manager.

After the appointments of Graeme Souness and Mark Hughes proved big successes, the Blackburn board have gained a reputation for making savvy appointments. Surely they’re not going to risk all that on Alan Shearer?

The Blackburn Managerial Candidates

Sam Allardyce - 7/4
The Blackburn board like to emphasise the buzzword ’stability’, and this is something that Allardyce has proven he can deliver at Bolton, where he exceeded this with European qualification and a League Cup Final appearance. His reputation for drab, hoof-it-up football is the main deterrent to appointing him.
Verdict: Appears a perfect match

Alan Shearer - 15/8
Was the star player of the greatest season in Blackburn’s history when they won the Premier League in 1995, and has made it clear he would be interested in becoming a manager. His dream job is clearly Newcastle though and Blackburn may not appreciate being used as a stepping stone once more. Shearer has apparently expressed doubts that Blackburn is the right starting point for him.
Verdict: Would be risky business

Paul Ince -9/2
He engineered a great escape with Macclesfield in his first season as a manager before moving to Franchise FC and winning them the title and Johnstone’s Paint Trophy. The only problem is that these achievements occurred with an (immoral, soulless) League Two side - his success may not translate if he mixed it up with the big boys.

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Posted: June 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey