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Football fashion: Berbsie’s pullover, Aaron’s gloves, Atkinson’s knickers


Say “OMG, those are TO DIE FOR” to some fashionable men…

Lennon and Berbs

With the breeze picking up and Jack Frost emerging from his angry nightmares to reak havoc on car windscreens, it’s time for the Premier League’s finest to delve into their autumn/winter collection, with Aaron Lennon and Berbsie kicking off this season’s on-pitch fashion parade with aplomb.

Little Aaron, most famous for spending a few minutes each morning studiously shaving mathematical lines into his eyebrows for no reason, lit the fuse on “glove season”. As the rest of his team collapsed in a quivering heap against Stoke, their hands naked and unloved, Aaron could at least dab their tears away with a plump warm thumb after the match. He went for the classic black woolly glove - formerly the calling card of the Milk Tray man.

Meanwhile, over in Manchester

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Posted: October 20th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Football’s new style icon: Mr Micah Richards


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With Beckham jogging slowly towards retirement, and Freddie Ljungberg no longer quite so fiercely dressed at the weekends, everyone has been going absolutely bananas with worry - where are we going to get our fashion tips from? Damn it, it’s nearly Spring/Summer!

Well, the worry is over people, because Mr Fashion for the next generation of footballers has just stepped up to the plate - Micah Richards. Yeah, that’s him doing his jacket all the way up, and no your eyes aren’t deceiving you, he has a zip and a pocket on those there jeans.

Welcome to our lives, Micah. Now say “Cheese”!

(oh, apparently saying “Cheese” is no longer cool either)

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Posted: April 29th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Football Fashion, get the look: The Homeless Bond


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Freddie Ljungberg has always had something of the fashionista about him - as have fellow Premier League players Princess Frank, and of course, the honourable Lord David Beckham - and anyone who remembers him trooping about town in the world’s biggest woolly hat knows that he is disturbingly unselfconscious.

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Posted: April 14th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Drogba and Jamie Redknapp in same shoes triple cringe!


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Away from the pitch, footballers are not just sexual artists, they are also fashion icons - the average man on the street looks to them for style tips, which is why when David Beckham decides that his hair should be cut in sharp zany angles, so does the rest of middle England.

And so to the latest style trend, which came bounding out of Nobu restaurant in the week, as showcased by both Chelsea’s Didier Drogba and Icon magazine’s Monsieur Jamie Redknapp - cringe! Same outfit!

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Posted: March 11th, 2008 by Josh Burt