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If you are not on Middlesbrough FC’s Christmas Card list, here’s your chance to play guess the festive player
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“Tevez said yes to Madrid…for next season” claim the Spanish press
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Arsenal fans break down the Eastlands massacre
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Vote for the best crash of the F1 season
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Why Stoke should be safe this season
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Could Lucas Podolski be coming to the Premier League in January?
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Everton’s new kit deal
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Maria Sharapova poses for GQ Magazine
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It looks like Newcastle fans pre-empted Joe Kinnear’s potty mouth
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Who will Fabio Capello pick in the middle against Kazakhstan?
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Jose Mourinho is facing the wrath of Inter fans
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Some folks are taking bets on when Gazza will meet his maker
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Red Bull blame Mark Webber’s retirement from the Singapore GP on a tram
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Is NFL WAG Jessica Simpson going to marry Tony Romo?
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Athletic Bilbao’s Joseba Etxeberria will play next season for free
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The ICL gets cheerleaders!
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It’s not often that we see goalkeepers score with their head, so Silvio Proto’s last minute equaliser for Belgian side K.F.C. Germinal Beerschot is a rare treat
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Formula 1 star Sebastian Vettel wants to have dinner with pornstar Jenna Jameson
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Anil Ambani, the man who might have bought Newcastle, is now interested in Everton
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Video: Wrestler lays the smackdown on Andy Roddick
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Make money on today’s UEFA Cup matches
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John Cleese explains The Offside Rule
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Totally random: Listen to the new Oasis album in full before its release
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21-year-old Italian Grand Prix winner Sebastian Vettel could earn €100m over the next ten years
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Sepp Blatter arrived in Africa recently, and proceeded to bust a few moves
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Thierry Henry’s ex-wife Claire Merry gets post-divorce cosmetic surgery
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Monty Panesar looks to The Fonz for inspiration
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Joe Cole’s wife-to-be Carly Zucker wants to make you fit
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The FA will investigate Alex Ferguson’s remarks concerning John Terry’s red card
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Luca Toni’s Wife Marta Cecchetto is the number one Bundesliga WAG
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Emmanuel Adebayor ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool

Elisabetta Gregoraci - the hottest WAG in F1
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Has (fat) Ronaldo found himself a new country?
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Samuel L Jackson’s top 10 golf outfits
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An excellent reason for closing down MySpace
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Could Oliver Kahn replace Jurgen Klinsmann at Bayern?
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Brian McBride and his Team USA chums are finding it difficult to walk in the heat and smog of Beijing - expect some very lethargic games in this tournament
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The 50 hottest women of the 2008 Beijing Olympics (although Jelena Jankovic is number six!)
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Video: David Beckham sits on the fence when asked about C-Ron
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Ten ways to make Chelsea loved by everyone
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Unsexy news: Brazil’s synchronised swimming twins will not be at the Olympics
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Rafael van der Vaart and his WAG arrive in Madrid
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Has Kimi Raikkonen lost his mojo?
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Extended highlights of Manchester Utd’s weekend friendly, courtesy of Pies

Portsmouth fans want Harry Redknapp knighted for winning the FA Cup
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Golf: Why a Brit cannot win the Open
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Why Beckham endorsed underwear is bad for your little fellas
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The Stig must be an ex-F1 driver, says Fernando Alonso
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Hypocritical Manchester United unsettle Dimitar Berbatov
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San Marino side wanted Schumi to lend then his skills

Grid Crasher editor Ollie Irish steps in to tell us about Herr Schumacher’s latest post-F1 adventures…

Michael Schumacher had the chance to play in the first qualifying round of this season’s Champions League, but turned down the opportunity, no doubt so he could spend more time falling off a motorbike.

Schumacher has played for FC Echichens in the Swiss league, and was asked whether he would be available to play for San Marino champions SS Murata against FC Gothenburg in next week’s Champions League first qualifying round. Murata also want Brazilian legend Romario to play for them, but it seems unlikely that either man will pull